The menu at a bhelpuri shop....
1) 10 per bhelpuri
2) Special bhelpuri Rs 12
3) Very Special bhelpuri Rs 15
4) Extra Special bhelpuri Rs 16
5) Double Extra Special bhelpuri Rs.20
6) Sunday Special bhelpuri Rs 25
To check each & every Bhelpuri for its different taste, I started eating everyday a different one. . . . .
But soon I discovered that each & every one had the same taste of Bhelpuri.
Finally one day I asked him the reason for the same taste?
💷 💵 💴
Belwala said: bhelpuri cost. . . . Rs 10
Special bhelpuri means spoons washed ... 🍴
Very Special bhelpuri means spoon and plates both washed ... 🍛🍴
Extra Special bhelpuri means washing hands before putting the Bhel in washed plates & served with washed spoons... 👏
Double Extra Special bhelpuri means clean drinking water is provided separately ... 💧
Saying this he fell silent.
Then I asked What is Sunday Special?
Belwala said : Sunday ... I'm bathing. . .
Women will be Women 😉
A lady calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction.
Rs 850 Ma'm.
Rs 850!!! Too much!
Don't you have anything cheaper?
That's the normal charge, Ma'm.
What if you don't use any anesthetic?
That's unusual, ma'm
but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 .
And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction,
I cannot guarantee professionalism and
it also would be painful.
But the price could drop down to
What if you make it like a training-session,
like one of your students does the extraction,
while the other students watch and learn?
It'll be good for the students
but quite traumatic.
And I can pay you Rs 200 for it.
Now you're talking!
Ok, it's a deal.
Can I confirm an appointment for my husband🙇
for tomorrow then?
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